Crazy Poor Asian

“Crazy Poor Asian”

By Ten-Headed Skeleton

I got sick of people thinking Asians have it made so I chose to only rap about hardships, when everyone wants privileged rap

I got sick of people saying if you have the internet you have no excuse being unsuccessful

I got sick of being unsuccessful while having the internet so I started spamming my music on social media

I got sick of being called a desperate loser for spamming music on social media, so I stopped that shit

I got sick of being cheated on so I left my fiancé’

I got sick of seeing my friends posting their parties with her and the home wrecker, so I stopped following friends

I got sick of being lonely and ignoring my yearn for companionship, so I tried talking to girls online

I got sick of being ignored so I remembered I’m too short and ugly anyways, so I stopped trying

I got sick of being scared I’m going to waste my time and get hurt again, so I only respond to women professionally

I got sick of people thinking I ask women to be in videos to hit on them, so I started casting men

I got sick of holding back my ideas so I started asking women again

I got sick of being alive so I promised myself I’d release everything & everyone I said I would before I leave

I got sick of wasting my cinematic talent so I wrote a horror comedy

I got sick of not having the production means to make it so I put it to the side

I got sick of being exploited at work, so I asked for a raise and they let me go

I got sick of being hungry so I overdrew my bank account so I could eat

I got sick of having bank fees so I pushed shirts on social media to avoid $35 bank fees

I got sick of being barely making it so I started applying for full-time work I’m not qualified for

I got sick of being sick so I tried to find blueprints to a 3D gun I could print, but laws changed

I got sick of thinking it’s up to me, so I told myself I’ll rob a bank & point a squirt gun when the cops arrive

I got sick of thinking I’m worthless and life is pointless so I tried to focus on something positive

I got sick of not being able to think of anything that will make me feel better

I got sick of not having a best friend so I started writing this

I got sick of thinking about suicide so I remembered my creative output and youthful appearance at 43

I got sick of taking advantage of my youthful looks and started over-saturating my output with no regard to other artists feeling threatened

I got sick of remembering how youthful I look with no one to appreciate it so I went back to self-loathing

I got sick of self-loathing, so I started believing things are really bad right before they’re really good

I got sick of people saying you’re playing the victim, so I tried deluding myself I have no problems and life is perfect, but realized that’s fake and not true to myself, so fuck them.

#crazypoorasians

cant find fucking export

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